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Minnesota Diary
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in Minnesota from Southern California. It is so beautiful here. The lakes are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE
OCT. 14
Minnesota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. The lakes are covered with a gorgeous sheet of crystal ice. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I’m exhausted from shoveling. I hate that snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white crap fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I’m done shoveling. That Jerk!
DEC. 25
If I hear someone say anything about a"White Christmas" one more time I’m gonna scream. More stinking snow. If I ever get my hands on that moron who drives that snowplow, I swear I will wring his neck. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on all this ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same old crap last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can’t go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this misery tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? The stinking deer have eaten all the shrubs I planted last fall.
JAN. 1
Happy Rotten New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 inches of snow this time. At this rate it won’t melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and the goofball had the nerve to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the snow he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his ugly head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the stupid thing. Boy are they dumb and annoying. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rusting away from all the salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks terrible.
MAY 10
Moved to California today. I can’t imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Minnesota.
Minnesota Diary
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in Minnesota from Southern California. It is so beautiful here. The lakes are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE
OCT. 14
Minnesota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. The lakes are covered with a gorgeous sheet of crystal ice. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I’m exhausted from shoveling. I hate that snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white crap fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I’m done shoveling. That Jerk!
DEC. 25
If I hear someone say anything about a"White Christmas" one more time I’m gonna scream. More stinking snow. If I ever get my hands on that moron who drives that snowplow, I swear I will wring his neck. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on all this ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same old crap last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can’t go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this misery tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? The stinking deer have eaten all the shrubs I planted last fall.
JAN. 1
Happy Rotten New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 inches of snow this time. At this rate it won’t melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and the goofball had the nerve to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the snow he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his ugly head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the stupid thing. Boy are they dumb and annoying. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rusting away from all the salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks terrible.
MAY 10
Moved to California today. I can’t imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Minnesota.
posted by BBarringer at 9:40 AM
4 Comments:
So, we had like 1/32 of an inch here so far this winter. Didn't see any snowplows go by...
HA!! Here's to the Californians who "miss the changing of the seasons." Yeah, Janelle, I'm talking to you...
We haven't had much snow either in Mpls (a bit of a flurry the other day, but nothing stuck), but I don't think I can take another day of 10 degree weather. Funny thing is, in a month I'll be begging for something over 10 below. Yesterday I thought my face would literally freeze off as I walked from the house to the car.
27 years here, and I still can't get used to it.
I actually said that I miss the changing of the seasons. I however, do not miss horizontal snow, wind chill factor, etc. We also lived in snow mostly before I could drive and was an adult, so I didn't have to worry about ice, shoveling walks, de-icing cars, etc. I'm awfully glad that your face didn't freeze off, however, 'cause it's an awfully cute face...
Aww... that's sweet! You're pretty cute yourself!
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